Put me down for a 1 svp

Dear Jim:


So after 5 years of you bragging about your Golf Pro, Steve Anderson.  I finally came up to Fort Meyers to watch you take a lesson. We agreed that he would take a quick look at my swing sometime during your lesson..

 

I hit three balls with my seven iron and he said "I'm going to make you very happy. Do This, This and This."

 I then hit three balls perfectly.

"Want me to write that down?" he said.

 "Nope I'm good. This, This and This fixes everything. No need to hit any more balls. I've got it."

 Total elapsed time 7 minutes.

 

So here I am at The Country Club of Florida member guest event warm up round. I'm worried I'm going to shoot 74 with my 23 handicap and everyone will boo when I get up to collect the trophy. 

I'm wondering if I should explain This, This and This to the organizers so they will understand that this is a new me.

Off we go and I am hitting the ball like I have never hit before!! No kidding. Straight down the middle and with authority.

I step up to the 8th hole, a par 3 rated at 165 yards or so. Big wind blowing so I take out my 190 club and proceed to do This, This and This. 

 This little beauty took off so pure that tears started to well up in my eyes.

 Straight as an arrow, right in to the hole. 

Now in 50 years I have never had a hole-in-one. I never bothered to  congratulate anyone for having one because we all know it is just pure luck.

 Except in this case there  was no luck involved. Just like Steve Anderson said. This, This and This fixes everything .

Please pass this along to him and tell him that I will protect his intellectual property by not revealing  This , This and This to anyone but family and very close friends.

 

Regards,

Bill Meder