Dear Jim: Rules of Engagement

 Dear Jim: Rules of Engagement



After much reflection I think we should establish the protocol  for our regular games. I detect some angst around the subjects of conversation before, during and after the game. 

I propose the following for consideration. 

No mention of the stock market, individual stocks, ups and downs. 

Included is the  failure to recognize the worries of those less fortunate who may be experiencing large losses, or extreme happiness at a bluebird that arrives during the game via Yahoo or reflection on some position that has turned out well. No checking of market performance during the game. 

If someone is "on" and hitting great shot after great shot it isn't necessary to say "great shot "after every hit for 18 holes.

 A maximum of 3 "great shots" per player per round is sufficient. Same for "nice putt".

Gossip is only permitted if all three of us know the target and don't like them. This is best used before or after the game but in case we are backed up it can be used to pass the time between holes.

It is clear no one cares about the other person's game. This includes the current game and/or  any reminiscence of previous games. 

Also, it isn't necessary to say " I topped it, I sculled it, I didn't get under it, I sliced it, I hooked it, oh boy etc etc etc. 

We all saw the shot and no description of the boo boo is necessary. 

If we agree to speak only when spoken too,the silence could be offputting. 

I reserve the right to speak when I feel like it and by not responding in anyway this will be the signal to be quiet. I will do my best.

Hitting out of turn will be be frowned upon unless the person who is away is needlessly fucking around with his bag, club selection or just taking too long in the loo.

It is acknowledged that driving ahead of the person hitting next, although annoying, is a mental issue that may require treatment. We will see how this progresses through the season. 

Restaurants,  dining experience, trips, past or upcoming, weather, wind, cart performance or personal compliments are all fair conversation at any time. 

I hope this clarification will improve our wonderful experience every tuesday and thursday. Any additions or deletions are accepted of course in the spirit of unity. 

See you all on tuesday